I made a little adjustment, to this. She's in New York, but she's in long term deep cover, so it comes to the same thing.



You Think those DVDs might be Dirty?




"New York FBI office, White Collar division."

"Stop answering Peter's phone."

"Why?"

"Caffrey, give the phone to the boss."

"Aww, I just wanted to say hi."

"And stop sounding so cheerful before somebody hits you."

"Finding Peter."

~*~

"Diana!"

"Hey Jones, you mind passing the phone on to Peter?"

"What's it going to take to get you to use my first name?"

"Getting a new first name?"

"Oh ha ha, does it have to be the same as my last name? Peter's out, by the way."

"Tell him when he gets back that I'm getting close, but you might want to bring in a few more agents. It's bigger than we thought."

"Hey boss. They're not just laundering money. They're using the place as a front for smuggling counterfeit DVDs. Please let me come home"

"Getting sick of sorority houses?"

"Hey I hated sorority girls the first time through. They haven't improved."

"Can you hold off a little longer?"

"Yeah boss, sure. You owe me."

~*~

"Please tell me we get to bust the girls."

"It's like a bad porno!"

"Shut up, Caffrey, I'm trying to talk to Diana."

"Jones, when did my life become a bad porno?"

"Ignore Caffrey, he's just jealous. Criminal sorority girls and a lesbian FBI agent worming her way into their confidence, mm mm mm!"

"When this is over, I'm going to deck you."

~*~

When she flopped down in her office chair, a stack of paperwork in front of her, she started to groan, then she grinned.